Mud Wasp

Mudshark, but even worse.

That woman likes to have sex with black men. She must a mud wasp.

by Johnny_The_hater April 30, 2022

European Mud Slap

Pulling back the foreskin of your penis after a mind blowing colon extravaganza and slapping the male in the face with your shit covered cock

I think Ricky's european mud slap gave me pink eye!

by TheColonCommander99 December 25, 2021

tired than a mud

Being tired than a motherfucker. An abbreviation for "motherfucker".

I'm tired than a mud

by Mrkingjoc February 17, 2016

Spartan Mud Run

The sexual of defecating on your partners back and then using the feces to shape their hair into a Mohawk.

Steve gave Kailey a Spartan Mud Run for an anniversary gift this year.

by Thedangler602 August 09, 2022

Mud plunge

When having sex and you accidentally ram it into her ass and pull out with shit stuck on your wang.

Jessica and I were banging last night and I accidentally mud plunged.

by Dandy lop May 05, 2016

Mud dick

When a female(or male) is sucking a dick with a fat hog of a dip in their mouth. Thus creating a “mud dick”

Hey bro I heard u got mud dick from ur girl

by Muddy buddy December 07, 2018

mud gapping

Mud Gapping - when a male is trying to tread water at the same time as keeping a ladies mind occupied this is now called Mud Gapping

"Nothing mud gapping with my derrière to be fair"

by XSaraJevoX December 07, 2016