Kevin

A very stupid dumbass, comonly found in the milky way galaxy. Name for gay, sped, and high LGBT - small wee wee humans.

Man, stop being a Kevin.

by StOp BeInG gAy December 11, 2023

Kevin

A creepy man, typically with glasses and a pedo stache

Woman: hi!

Kevin: i will follow you home!

by GoblinGreed69 December 14, 2023

kevin

If a guy's name is Kevin he is very chill and cool (sometimes a little gay) he probably kidnaps children as well

"hey look over there is that kevin?"

"yeah he's the child preditor!"

"well he chill tho we gonna be fine."

by SUR (so cool) December 15, 2023

Kevin'd

The act of having a brick put into your car without your knowledge.

aw dammit jacob kevin'd me again and now i have five bricks in my car

by IM IN YOUR WALLS December 19, 2023

Kevin

A complete asshole, especially if he is Hungarian or from West Virginia.

"ew.. it's Kevin.."

by quackheadofthesouth December 28, 2023

Kevin

Kevin, he is the most gorgeous-looking man, and as much as his looks, his heart is gorgeous and perfect as well. He's the type of person that can be cold/dry when you first meet. But believe me, when Kevin opens up, there's no one better than him and can make you feel like the luckiest woman in the world. If you have your Kevin like I do, believe me or not, he's the best gift you can ever receive from life.

-what are you most grateful for?

+ i am grateful because i have my Kevin.

by kiwiizzii January 1, 2024

kevin effect

if your life is going well, or if you get a random streak of good luck or if you just feel super happy and contented in any moment, its the kevin effect

person A: my luck has never been so good
person b: its the kevin effect

by reeyuuu January 2, 2024