Jacob

That one fat kid that you see around school. Nothing special about him other than he's fat.

"Holy shit why is the ground shaking?!"
"Don't worry that's just Jacob walking down the hallway"

by Lardext May 29, 2020

Jacob

A loser bum, he hates short people and has four eyes (not glasses). he tries to hit on women but fails because all he flexes is his fathers money so as a result he turned gay and is married to a white boy, blond hair, bum kid (short for band kid) named Sexter Isinme. He transitioned so that he can feel the pain of Sexter's dih. He played undertale and couldn't beat sans because his fingers kept getting stuck on the keyboard from the guava monster he spilt earlier. by the way, have you ever had a guava monster? that shit is so ass bro it doesn't even taste like guava! It tastes like sugar!! Have you ever had it? Have you? Do you even know what guava is? It’s a fruit! he HATES "To Pimp A Butterfly"

Women1 : "Stop talking to me Jacob"

by theREALJajob July 29, 2025

Jacob

Very sexy boy, loves women, will pound pussy hard, loves to be romance, if you not Jacob girlfriend then you gay, love Jacob, because Jacob does not love you.

Omg Jacob has such a big cock

by ThatGirlInYoMathClass November 30, 2020

Jacob

Also known as big Chungus Jacob is very fat, dumb af, and can’t get a girl for his life!!!

Jacob is gay!

by Hehrhfhd February 25, 2020

Joe Jacob

A little boy who plays fortnite and calls every single living thing the N-word. Loves hentai, but will try to deny it for odd reasons. Also worships xxxtentacion like a god because he can relate to him. Like every other kid.

Guy 1: Bruh my grandma died last night. I’m so sad.
Guy2: Get Rekt nerd *does the Take the L dance*
Guy: wow you’re such a Joe Jacob

by Adrian 666 January 3, 2019

Jacob Riley Downing

The name of the most sexiest man alive , when he walks by all the girls they grow a penis and get the most pants throbbing erection. Jacobs also really buff from his pre workout and gym sessions with his friends Craig Kelly & Riley Kerr

Girl: OMG I got a BF

Other Girl : OMG who is it

Girl : Jacob Riley Downing

Other Girl : Holy fuck I just grew a dick and got a pants throbbing erection

by JacobIsDaddy25_YT March 15, 2023

Jacob

That type of guy who would go to Calgary with his girlfriend rather than the boys. Also someone who doesn’t tell anyone he’s going….at least get engaged.

Don’t be a Jacob

by Thatnigboi November 23, 2021