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Uptown fuck

Sex with a posh person
Person 1. That guy is such a rah, not sure I want to sleep with him.

Person 2. Why not? Everyone knows uptown fuck gon give it to ya
by Get your coat you've pauled January 17, 2015
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Fuck Minute

Fuck Minutes are the minutes in life where you had just missed a big "minute".

This includes 4:21, 11:12, etc.
Jesus dude, i was having a horrible day and then i looked at the clock to see a Fuck Minute.

11:12 FTL
by BS-Man August 30, 2010
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Chicken Fucked

The cowardly act of not paying monies owed.
Howard lost the bet, and that bitch Chicken Fucked me out of the 20 bones.
by P. Niss & Ben Dover August 23, 2008
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fucking windows

An emotion one feels which lies somewhere between smashing one's own computer hardware and smashing one's own head against the wall.
(Windows has stopped working due to an unexpected, unrecoverable, and unknown error)..."Fucking windows"

(Are you really, really, really, really sure you want to do that?)..."YES! Fucking windows"
by b1nary.atr0phy February 3, 2012
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Fuck Splash

White stain found on bed sheets or otherwise after sexual intercourse as a result of aggresive thrusting forcing vaginal fluids to spill onto bed/surface.
My bed was full of Fuck Splash after I smashed that chick last night.
by Ben Smart June 17, 2008
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Fucking Snowboarder

A term used in anger against someone for any of the following reasons:

1: They are on a snowboard whilst being a dick.

2: They are on a snowboard and acting like they own the whole mountain.

3: They are on a snowboard.

It's pretty easy to say this at just about anyone on a snowboard, because a large amount of snowboarders act like dicks. But sometimes, on the rarest of purple moons, the snowboarder may turn out to be a kind and considerate person. This, however, will not defeat slope discrimination.
Guy 1: "Look at that asshole. Going off those jumps, thinking he's so cool."
Guy 2: "Yeah... Fuckin snowboarder."

*Skier crashes into Snowboarder from behind*
Skier: "God dammit, you fucking cunt!! Get out of the way and pay attention next time!!"
Bystander: "Fucking snowboarder!!"
by James Scarper March 30, 2012
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Fucking Random

A scrub that joins your private match and fucks everything up.
ii Dropshotz x "Come on guys we're up 2-1!"

Coolkid256398 has joined the game.

ii Dropshotz x "Get the hell out you Fucking Random"
by Scrub Pwner November 9, 2009
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