flop and fuck

You know those stupid foam chairs that you can buy at Wal-Mart and they open up to a shitty bed.

"My roommate has a flop and fuck, go ahead and open it up and sleep on it tonight, I don't care if you fuck a midget on it."

by Michael Richards 69666544 January 29, 2008

Fuck Splash

White stain found on bed sheets or otherwise after sexual intercourse as a result of aggresive thrusting forcing vaginal fluids to spill onto bed/surface.

My bed was full of Fuck Splash after I smashed that chick last night.

by Ben Smart June 17, 2008

Chicken Fucked

The cowardly act of not paying monies owed.

Howard lost the bet, and that bitch Chicken Fucked me out of the 20 bones.

by P. Niss & Ben Dover August 23, 2008

fucking camper

The cheapest way to play any FPS

Dude , your such a fucking camper

by gamejinx27 May 16, 2014

fuck nesting

v. 1. being involved in a naked cuddle puddle which often, but not always, includes varied forms of fornication

2. preparing layers of blankets and pillows at any location in the fashion of a Fuck Nest, mostly with intentions of intercourse with one or more persons.

3. The act of fucking in said Fuck Nest.

"That goblin is so cute, piling up those animal skins. They must be planning to raid a brothel tonight, because I have seen several others fuck nesting."

"There were so many writhing bodies fuck nesting."

by Vythel May 14, 2014

weird as fuck

Something creepily out of the ordinary.

A guy in an abandoned house, peering out the window, wearing a green Halloween mask... Is weird as fuck.

by Sibbletts August 3, 2014

Uptown fuck

Sex with a posh person

Person 1. That guy is such a rah, not sure I want to sleep with him.

Person 2. Why not? Everyone knows uptown fuck gon give it to ya

by Get your coat you've pauled January 17, 2015