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French Toast Poke

When a guy takes two fingers and pokes them into a girls ass, then into her mouth.
Hey baby let me give you a french toast poke! It'll be delicious!
by Pack o' Smokes McGee February 26, 2011
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french toast festival

The phenomenon when the Weatherman calls for snow and everyone rushes to the store to buy out all the Eggs, Milk and Bread.
Going to get an inch of snow, better rush to the grocery store and buy as many eggs, gallons of milk and bread as we can fit in the Suburu. It’s a French Toast Festival
by Swisschard77 January 13, 2024
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French Whiskey

A drink of imbeciles.
Only an idiot would drink a French Whiskey.
by Muffinecone May 2, 2023
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french bread

(le) pain.

bread in French is "pain".
Friend: fuck man I have covid
Me: I live in french bread
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French Lightning Sword

With an Erection, take a car battery and use jumper cables to attach the positive and negative ends to your big toes, then begin intercourse with your French ex-wife.
I visited France last month, and gave my ex-wife the ol' French Lightning Sword
by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022
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Big tiddy French fries

Hehe this one's self explanitory
Big tiddy french fries heheheheheheh3hehe
by Dimk Man January 7, 2023
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The French Sniff

Action.

To waft the aroma of a woman’s pubic hair and vulva towards one’s face prior to engaging in a thorough and focused muffdiving session.
“I could tell how wet she was without even touching her. I gave her the French sniff and got down to business straight away
by InfamousJizz January 26, 2025
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