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the college effect

waking up in the morning and realising your bed is a very comfortable place that you do not want to leave. generally occurs 1 - 2 months of starting college
chick: why werent you here this morning?
dude: ahh, the college effect strikes again.
by ZEDEDED October 19, 2010
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College

A place where you eat once in two days so at the end of your night you can get drunk off of two beers. You do this, of course, to forget how broke you are / will continue to be.
Hey man, I just got back from college!

Word, you look like a POW from Vietnam
by SwanginDanglinThang November 3, 2020
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College

1. Where high schoolers think they wanna be, but couldn't be farther from the truth.
2. Where 18-22 year olds lose their sanity and will to live daily.
3. A great place to avoid.
11th grader: Ugh I can't wait for college! It's going to be so fun and freeing!
College Junior: shut up kid, you don't know crap.
by ophie.f April 24, 2023
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tuakau college

A den of people who are absolute shitheads including but not limited too: people who bring illicit substances to school to act cool, people who can't end a sentence without saying something controversial or generally condemned, people who think they're "gangsta" because they're one of "da boys" and go around being hooligans and disrupting actual learning, etc.
guy 1: dude that kid from tuakau college thinks he's cool
guy 2: i know right just do your work and maybe you won't end up working at mcdonalds
tuakau college kid: ah gee ah, were you just talking shit to me ah, you betta shut it or I'll fuck you up ah gee. working at

mcdonalds is gas ah, don't disrespect the bro's at mcd gee.
by mr. wanks on the couch at camp November 28, 2023
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st. paul’s college

most heartiest, ruthless and hottest college in nz
aggs,26high,othc,mags,marist,avcol hit us up @ st. paul’s college😙
by 06hunnid October 19, 2021
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Waverley College

Waverley College is a private school in Sydney, I don't have much else to say but there weren't any other definitions for this school.
"Waverley College is a bit gay aye"
"Yeah a bit but they got fit guys"
by TfisApsuedonym May 18, 2023
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College

It's like a SAW Trap designed to test your will to deal with tedious fucking math problems you'll never use again.
"Hello Adam. I want to play a game. These past few years, your self esteem has been too high, work ethic through the roof and caring about your future has been too high too. Let's change that, shall we? The building you are in is a college dormitory. To escape, you must complete a circuit of assignments that will drain your will and self esteem as well as your grades.
by DickyPenisBalls69 April 14, 2021
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