Mop Blocked

similar to "cock blocked" except the person doing the blocking is female and resembles a Mop i.e. really thin, wooden personality, mop-like hair, wouldn't know fun if it hit her in her moppy face, you could pick her up turn her upside down and wash the floor with her head
Berry: come out to me in the boonies Wugs
Wugs: not going near you if the Mop is there
Berry: stupid ass Mop, always around me... wish she'd stop Mop Blockin' me
Wugs: I would so L-bomb you if she wasn't there, I do it to everyone
Berry: maybe its lucky I got Mop Blocked
by BerryWugs February 22, 2011
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Block Party

A Flash Game formally playable on nick.com but can still be playable on flashpoint
I haven’t played Block Party in years!
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Today is the day that you block Kosta Uzelac on snapchat for the rest of the day! It's quite a simple task. You can do it soldiers.
"Omg! Today is National Block Kosta Uzelac Day! You better go block him!"
by Shithead420666 December 02, 2019
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Block Freak

A person who checks every block in a mario game.
"Why are you being such a block freak?!" "Play the game!"
by andle2 June 01, 2023
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A easy way to find which plubflub stole your iPhone block and cable
Alright, which one of you plubflubs stole my I pad charger block and cable?
by Ihateliberals9/11 November 16, 2023
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block-or-two

When she has such a phat ass it is visible from a block or two away.
Bro, I am telling you her ass is so phat you could that shit from a block-or-two away.
by EMKM March 21, 2017
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Cock Block

(v.) The act of taking a girl that one is interested in and/or is hitting on
You better not try to cock block me when i bring over this new girl i met.
by Blunteeezy July 14, 2008
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