beef quorum

When multiple dudes are interested in the same lady.

When Lisa walked into the club, all the dudes turned to look... It was a total beef quorum

by Beefy Gurl February 16, 2019

beef mallet

Large meaty penis

Last night that slut went so hard she yarfed all over my beef mallet

by Lemuuu October 14, 2019

beef comb

The act of making your way through your girlfriends jungle, exploring for that coochie, being courageous for that coochie.

No true man is afraid to beef comb.

by Thenibbler March 8, 2025

Beef

It’s basically drama

Person 1: yo what’s up
Person 2: well me and Beck have beef
Person 1: wow dude that really sucks

Person 2: ya I guess so

by Boo boo bear123 November 17, 2017

Chipped beef

A broken penis.

My ex husband was working with some seriously chipped beef, man....

by Katest July 26, 2016

beef sand

The crusty, gritty residue that makes it's home around the anus's halo.

Cornelius: "Damn man, I've been farting hard all night. I guarantee there is quite an exorbitant amount of beef sand in my dungaroos."

by JuhBustin November 12, 2014

beef topper

While doing anal they fart on your dick

“Yo how’d it go with the girl last night?”

“Terrible. We were doing some butt shit and she gave me a beef topper. I ghosted her.”

by Thetrashman420 April 9, 2024