salad no nuts

This is the insulting term you call some dude who is acting real tough but you know that he is a total coward. He is soft like a salad and also has no hard crunch that nuts can provide in a salad.

Steve: "Now, shut your mouth before I do! Come at me, bro!"
Greg: "Fuck you, Steve! I ain't afraid of you! Salad no nuts! Yeah, that's what I said - SALAD NO NUTS!"
Steve: "I'm sorry, man. Please be my friend."

by von groovy July 8, 2024

salad

a hockey players hair.

did you see that guys salad?

on god man, best flow in the league.

by greenmachine6969 July 30, 2022

Cuck Salad

The act of preforming cunnilingus on your female partner after another male ejaculates inside of her

Can't wait for Ted to prepare my cuck salad for me tonight.

by The Amazing Cuck May 23, 2024

Jak Salad

When a group of college guys in keyboarding class gets drunk with the girls in keyboarding class, the guys take turns jaking on their faces.

Dude me and the guys got so drunk the other night we gave some nasty ho a Jak Salad after the game!

by OST110 February 28, 2019

Wedge Salad

When a person sticks their tongue into a pussy or ass of another person through their undergarment; sort of a tongue wedgie.

Dude I totally wedge saladed this chick's fuckholes through her super tiny lace thong.

by Bumpah Skiah April 30, 2024

Soup and Salad

One person is taking a shit, someone else comes in (really hungover) needing to vomit. The shitter spreads his or her legs and the vomiter hits the hole.

I just wanted to take a shit, but when Leah came in we had to soup and salad

by Robert Worden May 5, 2018

salad bowl syndrome

Code among men for when they want sex

Sally: Why did you send all those dick pics?
Tom: I have salad bowl syndrome
Sally: um ok then

by Soccergal2470 July 24, 2015