Fusking stick

A stick used to fusk out squirrels from an unusually shaped oven.

Mabel! Could you please fetch my fusking stick, I can't seem to get out the latest batch of squirrels from our unusually shaped oven

by pimhole July 28, 2010

Wrinkly stick

An old man's penis.

I accidentally saw a wrinkly stick on the internet.

by The Ultimate Diabeetus July 27, 2014

Cock-on-a-stick

I was really impressed to discover that someone else uses this excellent term. I use it as a 'mild' expletive when something happens that slightly annoys or frustrates me.

'You are joking, we haven't got another meeting tonight have we? What a cock-on-a-stick.'
'Cock-on-a-stick, where are my car keys?'

by The original faggot February 10, 2010

Heat Stick

1. Noun, a meth pipe made of glass.

2. A Person who has been up for days and is flailing around and in great need of a nap. Someone who smokes the heat (METHamphetamine).

1. "Shit I broke the fucking Heat Stick !!!!, Now we gotta use the turkey baster.... bend over man, i'll do you, then you do me okay?!

by heatmeat October 30, 2010

Drift Stick

Either mentally impaired or retarded person(s).

Ethan:hnuahhahuh
Terry:Shut the fuck up “Drift Stick”

by Harakot March 15, 2023

Noob Stick

A tool used to educate, and reform noobs by bludgeoning them tell they know better. Usually a blunt object like a baseball bat with nails protruding from it, or wrapped in razor wire.

Learn to play before I beat you within an inch of your life with the noob stick!

by Saint of Games May 3, 2011

puddin stick

A dick that can't satisfy a woman or the dick can't get a woman off before himself.

Mike had a puddin stick last night!

by bnewcom October 3, 2013