In the mist of Janesville, Minnesota there's a gang the turtle gang. They are the best gang out there they roam the street and the school we will attach and our sheld is our backs. We will attach the white spider gang.
by Iliketurtlesalottt December 05, 2018
by PandasBiscuit November 09, 2014
by nom-de-plume December 09, 2017
Guy 1:yo dude did you get that squishy turtle yet?
Guy 2:no man i didnt its some bull!
Guy 3:wait you guys dont mean a real turtle do you?
Guys 1 and 2:hahahahahaha
Guy 2:no man i didnt its some bull!
Guy 3:wait you guys dont mean a real turtle do you?
Guys 1 and 2:hahahahahaha
by JackReacher XMP June 30, 2010
When you have talked to the other partner in a long distance relationship so long on your cell phone that your battery dies mid conversation
"Diana's on the phone with Joe for so long that she keeps turtling out on the car ride home from work everyday."
by phillygirl74 December 17, 2008
by Jennieaddi December 20, 2021
When two individuals otherwise unknown to each other hook up via a Facebook comment feed and later meet to get their nuts fudgey.
by Please and thank you November 11, 2017