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Why are you searching this? YOU ARE ON THE FCKING SITE-
Urban Dictionary is an online dictionary that people submit entries onto to explain things jokingly, genuinely or urbanly.
Hey, let's make an Urban Dictionary Entry for Dicktionary.
Nah, Urban Dictionary doesn't allow inside jokes
by pseudonym314 April 26, 2022
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Urban Dictionary

Hell as a website. Literally 99 percent of the "definitions" are about sex, horny piss babies.
Person 1: 'i searched insert random word on urban dictionary and turns out it's actually a sex position'
Person 2: 'huh? I thought it was a insert what it actually is, but alright.'
by SouHiyoriSimp January 24, 2021
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Urban Oblivion

The state of complete unawareness and/or ignorance one has when creating a word on Urban Dictionary that is either based on a friend, an inside joke, or both, when it is strictly stated in the 'new word' tab that such words will be rejected (even though they probably won't be, which makes them all the more undesirable)
Does anyone else notice how the vote tab is almost completely filled with urban oblivion? Who are the fucktards making these awful fucking words?
by Unrealistic Trap-like Pervboi January 30, 2018
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Urban Spammer

This is a common occurrence on the website we all love...Urban Dictionary! Urban spamming tends to take place because people get way too butthurt that their "funny" definition of iDubbbz keeps getting rejected! Urban Spammers tend to keep remaking the same definition and immediately going to the votes to upvote their definition so they have a large definition glossary.
Ashton: "How did this definition get on this?! It's HORRIBLE!"
Joey: "I don't know. Urban Spammer? 'Are you sure about that?' is pretty dang straightforward!"
by MemesNotMorons February 9, 2017
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Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary is a website full of crappy definitions of random words. Anyone can post the meanings of words and those definitions are usually based on memes or implying sexual words/meanings.
*a long conversation between a girl and her dumb ex*
Boy: Where do you find all those crappy meanings of words?
Girl: Didn't I already tell you a few seconds ago? OR DO YOU HAVE SHORT-TERM MEMORY LOSS?
Boy: Of course not! But how did you find that sentence? The one that described me so well? That same place?
Girl: I found them on Urban Dictionary, duh. WHAT DO YOU THINK? DO YOU THINK I FOUND THEM IN YOUR MATH TEXTBOOK?
Boy: How are those definitions defining me like CRAZY?
Girl: WHY WOULD YOU NOT KNOW? UGH. YOU ARE AN IDIOT. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TALKED TO YOU THE FIRST TIME WE MET. I NEVER LOVED YOU, JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW!

*Now read the whole thing backwards (starting from 'WHY WOULD YOU NOT KNOW?') LMAO <3
by cosmic_dreamer_111 July 11, 2023
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Urban tumblr

When you let someone from tumblr on urban dictionary
Peron 1: what happens if a tumblr person is on Urban Dictionary
Person 2: urban tumblr I guess?
by Scene_queen June 5, 2016
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Urban dictionary

It's a place where incompetent baboons live amongst other incompetent baboons in a experimental society of monkeys, such as I a mental scientist hailing from the great state of Australia where my wi-fi only works between 6pm and 1am on Wednesdays. thank you for your consideration of such a thought as this.
Person A: Am I stupid

Person B: look up your own name on urban dictionary and decide that the top result is all that you will ever amount to

Person A: but my name is mario

Person B: it says on the page that your an italian who hates turtles

Person A: but im from ireland and I have pet a turtle

Person B: not anymore, KILL THE TURTLE

person A: good point
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