twotter

Somebody that is mean/abuses people on twitter.

eg.Stop being a twotter bradley! Thats mean...

by CXLZ November 21, 2016

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Twister

a person who is impaired.

Result of alcohol or mental retardation or just plain stupid. Or a individual who makes a mistake that no normal person could have.

Twister refers to the action of opening a beer or alcohol bottle.

(A homeless man pissing in a mail box) Passer by "Hey looks like Buddy's on bit of a Twister)

(A person while eating, stabs themself, in the face with the fork.) "Are you on some kind, of a fuckin Twister"

by BeckBand August 19, 2007

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Twitterpated

To be amorously infatuated with someone, based solely on their social media posts, i.e. Twitter, Facebook, MySpace, LinkedIn, etc.

Friend 1 - "Dude, let's go get something to eat."
Friend 2 - "I can't. I'm expecting a Tweet from this chick."
Friend 1 - "Have you even met her?"
Friend 2 - "No, just on Twitter."
Friend 1 - "Dude, you're totally Twitterpated."

by Scotty 'Buzzsaw' February 11, 2010

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Oreo twister

Someone who eats an Oreo by twisting the two cookies in opposite circular directions, pulling the two apart, eating the creme from the cookie, then eating the two cookies.

I do not know a single person who isn't an Oreo twister.

by BuzzTehOne April 5, 2017

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twitterpated

Noun. A term to describe the feeling that is "being high" or "stoned", the reaction to smoking marijuana
Verb. Getting twitterpated or twitterpating is the act of "getting high" or smoking marijuana. Twitterpate

N. "That bong got me twitterpated in one hit!" or "Lets get twitterpated
V. "I'm going over to John's to right now to twitterpate with him."

by Sabrina March 3, 2005

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