by Baysejump January 13, 2021
Get the Tree squirts mug.Person A:“I Can’t date a guy under 6’2”; that’s too short”
Person B: “You’re 5’3” you’re definitely a Tree Chaser”
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by Pokebttm November 27, 2020
Get the Tree chaser mug.When the front of your Christmas tree is all decked out, and the back of the tree is completely blank.
"Party in the front, business in the back."
"Party in the front, business in the back."
by HealthyMomNextDoor December 15, 2014
Get the Tree Mullet mug.Usually girls named Bailey Turder. Not funny. Says ‘shhhhhhhhhhhhh’ every five seconds. And wears crusty musty Dollar Tree marker nails.
by Gabby == May 16, 2021
Get the Bee Tree mug.A "Taylor Tree" is a rare species of tree that only sprouts in the presence of a female athlete who has an aversion to sour cream. Instead of leaves, it has tiny sports bras hanging from its branches and its fruit are naturally flavored protein shakes. Touching the trunk magically improves your sports game, but only if you've loudly declared your disdain for sour cream within the last 24 hours.
“ After Jenny, who detested sour cream and was known for her fierce competitiveness, planted the mysterious seed, she couldn't believe her eyes when a Taylor Tree sprouted, complete with tiny sports bras and trophies hanging from its branches.”
“ During the neighborhood barbecue, Sarah couldn't help but boast about her Taylor Tree, claiming its protein shake fruits gave her the edge in every tennis match, but she had to admit that the tree's competitive nature had scared away all the other plants in her garden.”
“ During the neighborhood barbecue, Sarah couldn't help but boast about her Taylor Tree, claiming its protein shake fruits gave her the edge in every tennis match, but she had to admit that the tree's competitive nature had scared away all the other plants in her garden.”
by Thy Dark One August 27, 2023
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by graeme Cock June 24, 2022
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