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Florida palm tree

Being pegged by a woman with a ribbed strap on
She gave her husband a Florida palm tree for his birthday
by Tattooie October 6, 2022
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Tree

1. Another word of marijuana aka weed etc.

2. A very strong or muscular person
Niall: OMG Abdul Latif is such a tree! :o

Shane: Yea ino holy shit and so is David Belle
by Styuone August 2, 2009
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Tree

The thing we need more of and should probably stop chopping down
Wow that tree is so pretty, so glad it gives us oxygen to BREATHE
by Flipthetable March 12, 2022
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tree fin

Sexy and hot and syds friend tree fin is syds friend. tree fin is so hot and sexy omg like if you’re tree fin kiss me kiss me kiss me!! ily tree fin. <3333
by Who dis 🤨 July 4, 2021
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jism tree

Basically the same thing as a whore or slut. Just way more demeaning.
I bet dat ho smell like a jism tree after getting mutted last night.
by Spratt626 November 17, 2015
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Shade Tree Mechanic

An individual who can preform car repairs and maintenance for a fraction of the cost if those same services were done at a dealership. The Shade Tree Mechanic, more commonly known simply as "Shade Tree" is very knowledgeable of how to service most domestic vehicles manufactured before 1995. Any vehicle manufactured after 1995 and import vehicles in particular are problematic for Shade Tree; however, Shade Tree will tell you otherwise.

Shade Tree operates from his own driveway or in front of his house on the street. Ideally, the service work is preformed beneath a tree with a large canopy providing necessary shade during hot summer days hence, the title "Shade Tree."

Be advised, the Shade Tree does not possess any metric tools, uses vise-grip pliers in practically every repair situation and will require you make multiple trips to the auto parts store to replace things inadvertently damaged by the apologetic Shade Tree during the service repair process.

Most shade trees will barter and accept various forms of payment including cash, a carton of cigarettes, liquor, Wendy's or Burger King.
Joe: I need new brakes for my car but the dealership wants over $400.00
Mike: Bruh, go around the corner and holla at that Shade Tree Mechanic. He'll hook you up for a pack of squares and some Chick-fil-A.
by 1lyf1luv December 13, 2023
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Tree

A plant with leaves and a trunk
Hey, look, a tree
by Taylor<3_________ May 4, 2017
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