im so horny

this is a phrase that no female will ever say to you dumbfuck

person 1: hey mommy
person 2: *dials 911
person 1: *gets raped by for mexicans in a truck
person 2: joins in the action
person 1: im so horny

by nanometer defeater November 27, 2023

medicine you digest so well lately

an negative and anti-social habit one has recently acquired.

mother: Joseph, stop interrupting. I don't like that the medicine you digest so well lately. This anti-social habit won't get you anywhere in life. And Joseph, also please improve your vocabulary. I didn't raise you to such a rotten apple

Joseph: go scratch yourself.

by Sexydimma January 14, 2013

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025

this game is so bad

The game is good, but I just got unlucky

k9soju when 8th in his TFT game
k9soju: "this game is so bad"

by nousagi January 30, 2023

so when?

So when we gon' have sex?

That's it, that's what it means.

Me: so when?

Bf: never

Me: 😭

by Mrsfishtaco November 30, 2023

SOS Disorder

(Stuck on Stagnation or Stuck on Stupid Disorder.)
A prevalent spectrum level disorder involving voids or blindness areas in depth preception of awareness & comprehension usually combined with lack of ability recognize or take meaningful action in themselves & others.

Those who suffer SOS Disorder display behaviors of confirmation bias & self fulfilling prophecies often believing others have dysfunctions & disorders as if they dont themselves while holding self diluted proofs of indifferent comforts or superficial & materialistic obtainments.

Person1: Something is wrong with so and so...they have SOS Disorder...they are not working with a full deck.

Person2: why don't you talk about everything missing from your deck Person1 ?

by Kontrast November 23, 2023

What's so fucking funny

Um... That you're an angry old dwarf that wasted his entire life trying to do what I DID in like 15 minutes.

Hym "What's so fucking funny is that YOU'RE ONLY SUCCESSFUL... Because there's an ARMY OF RETARDS... Preventing people from being successful... But only because THEY CAN'T BE SUCCESSFUL... That's the funny. It goes against their 'MiNdSeT' or something for things to be easy."

by Hym Iam March 5, 2024