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Bryan The Rock

Bryan is a skinny imbecile with a hugely deformed jawline that looks like it came from area 51. When an image of his jawline is posted online, it gets automatically marked as "explicit images". The user must verify that they are over 60 years old. Thus, this proves how terribly bad his jawline is. Bryan possesses an ability to remove his jawline and throw it at any entity. The jawline will come to life and start snapping at the target until they eventually succumb to the power of his bad jawline.My laptop broke and I lost two eyes after I saw Bryan's jawline on the internet. I regret all my life choices.
My laptop broke and I lost two eyes after I saw Bryan's jawline on the internet. I regret all my life choices. Bryan the Rock
by Wenomechaindasuma September 5, 2023
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Magic Rock

A colorful small rectangular magical rock discovered on 1868 in the United Kingdom by a group of explorers after adventuring on plains. It is said to have fallen from sky. During the discovery, one member of the group stored it to get showed on a British opera house to showcase the audience how the rock works. The rock itself works on all kinds of magic.

A Modern form of the magic rock was used on Warner Bros.' 2009 film Shorts, where kids discovered it. In the film, it was used as wishing rock that caused chaos on a small Texan neighborhood.
"OMG! I HAVE FOUND A MAGIC ROCK AT STREET!!!" - Person who he/she founds the type of rock
by Ryan900USAYT July 28, 2022
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Rock blocked

A term used while skating that describes when a rock jams your wheel
Fuck, I scraped my knee after getting rock blocked.
by LightNaCl February 7, 2022
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Poop Rock

1. A very hard poop usually in pellet size

2. A rock you carry with you to the restroom, it can be the same rock or a new rock dropped off each time

3. The rock that people often use to hide a key in front of their house, that very conspicuously looks more like a rock made of poop than a real rock
1. Man, I need to change my diet, I've been pooping rocks for weeks!

2a. Hey, can you pass me my poop rock? I need to make a pitstop.
2b. We are running low on poop rocks.
2c. If you are gonna be in there awhile don't forget*the* poop rock!

3 - To get into the house just grab the key under the poop rock out front when you get there.
by Riley85 February 8, 2022
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moon rocks

an alternative for balls, as popularized by Stephen T. Colbert of the Colbert Report
"Turns out NASA didn't have the moon rocks to put my name on that space node"
by xxZeus-Almighty December 10, 2009
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liancourt rocks

The Liancourt Rocks are a group of islands off of the coast of Japan and Korea that are currently administered by Korea. The ownership is disputed however, and both countries go through ridiculous efforts to claim that the islands are theirs. It has a huge deposit of natural gas in the waters surrounding it, but it is mostly deposited for nationalistic reasons and pride.

The Japanese have tried to settle the dispute by taking the case to the International Court of Justice (ICJ) 3 times, but the Koreans have refused it all 3 times, claiming that they have no reason to do so. North Koreans, although technically still at war with South Korea, support the South's claim.
The Liancourt Rocks are called Takeshima and Dokdo, respectively, by Japan and Korea.

Japan: Please get off our land.
Korea: STFU it's mine! Come with a military if you want it!
Japan: Fuck.

Rest of the world: What the flying fuck are the Lioncoot Roks?
by Banzit November 13, 2013
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d rock

d rock was killing da flow
by Guillie December 28, 2005
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