potato

The gaming potato is the sweetest, most loving person you will ever meet. She is so fucking hot she lights up the room

she's a gaming potato. so hot that chick is.
such a potato gamer

by theroro February 7, 2018

potato bush

A fucking bush that grows potato's.

Andrew:Hey look it's a potato bush.
Nate:Potato's don't grow on bushes.
*Andrew proceeds to smack Nate*

by Pr0nHub August 21, 2017

Baked potato

The term used to refer to an individual acting clumsy, gullible, or stupid. A baked potato is a person who is usually devoid of basic common sense and sometimes can lower other people's intelligence around them due to their utter lack of comprehension. Baked potatoes are a quite particular entity but we have all been baked potatoes at one point or another and that's okay.

Person 1: Oh my goodness!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Mark is such a baked potato!
Person 2: Tell me about it!

by notyouraveragemale May 22, 2022

Wheel potato

A curse for fat couch potatos.

Men sitting on the couch is such a wheel potato

by Wheel Potato Kid December 28, 2020

gooch potato

1. The dandruff clumps on your taint.
2. An obscure sexual aroused fetish using potatos
3. Sticking your nose between Someones pelvis and anus.

Katie:What are you doing back there Jim?
Jim: There were yellow flakes on the bed !
Katie:You think its gooch potato?

Jim:Its definitely gooch potato

by AsAboveSoBelow420 October 11, 2017

Potato Poop

An Potatoes Booty.

AN POTATO HAS POOP POTATO POOP STORM ALERT POOP

by The Real Windows XP June 6, 2018

Sweet Potato Surgery

When you create an incision on a yam/sweet potato an eat from the cut

Hey do you want mashed sweet potatoes or do sweet potato surgery?

by yeetboi396 March 5, 2018