Slipping Off the Hobby Horse

Meaning to relapse. Also someone trying achieve something but is failing to do so. Often referring to how someone is doing in there life overall.

Danielle keeps slipping off the hobby horse, she can't seem to get it together.

by Jeff Sley December 16, 2011

Horse Girl

A girl who works with horses. Sometimes they even join zoom calls while riding a horse.

That girl who joined the zoom call was a horse girl.

by Chris Cuhts November 2, 2022

Horse Race

A racing of the whores and the horse's whores. A whore's race is a horse race. Female horse-racers care called Horse Racists.

"Vic DiBitetto rode a horse named Horse Shit in the local horse race. Then he went on to ride a whore named Whore Shit in the National Whore's Race Championship!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 8, 2023

Schleich horse

It’s a addiction of plastic horses and you use all of your money on it

I love my schleich horse

by anonymous March 20, 2021

Horse Girl

It’s the beautiful Rachel. She just has those “vibes.”

Oh my gosh, Rachel is such a horse girl.

by Horsegirlsfriend October 10, 2020

horse down

To have sex with. Usually refers to intercourse, but less commonly refers to other sexual acts, particularly cunnilingus.

I can't believe it, David tried to horse down Sofia after the party last night!

by thoolooexpress October 12, 2023

horse poor

adj. used to describe someone (often a man in a relationship with a horsegirl/woman) who probably makes a decent salary and would be otherwise well off is but broke due to excessive spending on horses (often to appease the horse-crazed wishes of the horsegirl/woman).

source: riley savage (8:13 Shirts That Go Hard Tier List—HIVEMIND UNLIMITED)
his source: no clue he might've made it up on the spot

1: hey man can i borrow $20
2: nah brother i'm broke i just spent $20K on Majestic Prince Beanie Belle Btamble Moonstar 2
1: that better not be another fucking horse dude
2: tf do you think
1: man u could be living good but u horse poor

by WHENTHEBOMBGOES December 30, 2023