Turd

A turd is another Way of saying poop
Mom I just took a turd
by Butt poop turd October 18, 2020
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Word people use in replacement of shit when they are too scared to swear
One peaceful day at fight club

*John throws a right hook and gives Bob a black eye*
Bob: You freaking piece of turd!!!
John: excuse me? Freak? Turd?
Bob: yea, my mom would kill me if I said a bad word
Bob’s mom from the audience: FUCK YOU, YOU TATTLETALE!!! SNITCHES GET STITCHES!!!!
by Tyxy7 July 20, 2022
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Stinky brown thing that comes out of your butt
Person 1: I had the stinkiest turd ever dude!!
Person 2: that’s nasty 🤢
by French urban Fry April 27, 2022
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A sad, lonely child who plays baseball even though he sucks. He looks like a twig and is semigood at Fortnite.
Why is Turd always sitting next to Turdette
by Elligah May 09, 2018
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a peice of poo
by Natertater1633 November 15, 2020
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A term of ENDEARMENT often used by cute girls to get the attention of the most awesome people they know, often is a bad ass mofo. Turds are often imitated but never duplicated. sexy amazing ill the ish
"Damn Turd just found the cure to cancer, ended world hunger, and brought peace to the whole world!!!"
by Mrs. Lerman August 21, 2013
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The word turd can be used as a two things

It basically means poop lol
You sweaty turd!
Don’t be a turd

Or
I just took a turd
by Roseachild:/ April 25, 2020
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