Tit Spit

A chunky, salsa like liquid that comes out of a woman's titties; especially when they're on their period.

Boyfriend: God dammit! Clean up your Tit Spit!

by Iggi Niggi August 30, 2019

fage tit

a more polite way to call a faggot a faggot who pwns you at an activity that you are inferior at.

You: (gets Rekt)

Also you: fuck you, you fage tit.

by monsieur-f May 30, 2018

kicking tits

A Jakeism for just hanging out, chilling you know just kicking tits

Hey bigglesworth what are you doing on this fine evening?

I'm just kicking tits m'lady.

Oh man you know

by Fake Jarmer June 8, 2018

Dick tits

Typically found on tall women like between the ages of 40-death. More than likely has breastfed at least 5 children.

When freely hung, they droop below the belly button. They are much longer than the typical set. The nipples must be large enough to resemble the head of a penis.

Hey Lalemo! How you get that black eye?

Man my baby mama was cooking me grits without a bra on and turned around and hit me in the damn eye with her dick tits!

by BreadMan Cometh January 14, 2020

Tit for a task'et

When a verbal argument occurs between two people that can only be settled with a old maids basket.

I was so mad at him... You know it was a tit for a task'et.

I won't forgive him until he gives me his grandmother's basket

by Happy morningstar January 15, 2020

Tough tits

Get over it Tought tits

Sorry jake but tough tits

by flying fuck @q.com January 22, 2020

Tit meal

one large breast on a plate

"do u want anything mate"
"yeah grab me a tit meal bruv"

by Large cod and chips November 15, 2020