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hold my titties 

When a girl about get in fight she ask her homie to “Hold her titties” so they don’t get in the way.
Yo bitch hold my titties, about to fight this bitch
hold my titties by Josè McDonald August 28, 2017
Related Words
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litty to titty ratio

When something is given a ratio of littys and tittys, littys being good whilst tittys being bad
Man: woah look at that dog doing backflips

Women: that’s really cool! What do you think the litty to titty ratio is tho?
Man: about 13 to 2
litty to titty ratio by RoboRob924 October 30, 2017

back titties

When someone is so fat they have what appears to be tits on their back. Multiple sets are also common.
While walking behind someone to say "Oh my god he's so fat he's got back titties."
back titties by MacRae November 6, 2006

Tits out for the lads! 

This is a traditional English chant, usually sung by groups of males in pubs as a mark of respect / serenade to any passing female / bar maid who happens to have a decent pair of landmines (Tits). Also used as a traditional Anglo Saxon heckle in pubs in the North of England, usually used to drown out any female trying to either sing or make an announcement.
Female singer starts trying to give a rendition of some shitty love song on the Karaoke. Assembled males start to chant
"Get yer tits out, get yer tits out, get yer tits out for the lads..... Get yer tits out for the lads!!!" Female leaves the stage in tears / embarrassment, resulting in a huge cheer!!!
A guy who brings underage girls around his friends who would go to jail for statutory rape.
Matt: Dude Payne has been a major Titano lately, did you see how young those girls were?
Chapman: Ya man, they must have been like 16 or 17
Matt: Damn Titanos.
Titano by Matty Dubz August 3, 2010

orangutan titties 

Saggy, drooping breasts that hang in such a way that they resemble the breasts of simian species
Dude, Heather has some nasty sagging orangutan titties. She should wear a push-up bra.
orangutan titties by Ryan K-Dogg October 18, 2006