Mustard Sock

When you shit in your dads mouth and he sneezes on your ass hairs which you cut off and feed to your mom.

I really hope my son gives me a mustard sock tonight!

by Bonerific Juice Omelet May 27, 2018

Sock blocking

When one female keeps another female from getting a big toe in her sock

I can't take Janet to the club cause she is always sock blocking!
Bobby came over to the house last night and my mother totally came into my room without knOcking what a sock blocker

by nesmith July 24, 2011

Sock Worms

Sperm

My girlfriend just called and asked me if she could eat my sock worms when I get home.

by Guam1fast December 20, 2016

matching socks

A disgrace to humanity

Ugh, I hate matching socks

by Coral_reef April 21, 2016

Clear Socking it

Jearking off into a condom instead of a sock.

I caught my roomate clear socking it last night.

by thir yeth thir February 08, 2024

Slop Socking

Slop socking is the action of sticking one’s tongue in a hole ripped into another person’s shoe.

ex. 1
“bro i tried slop socking this girl and it turns out she didn’t even have a foot fetish!”
ex. 2
“bro what’s wrong??”
“dude someone just gave me a mad slop socking”
“aw man that’s awful”

by randompseudonym2007 May 08, 2024

Bus sock

A Bus Sock is a term used by touring production crews (a.k.a Roadies) to define a sock used to contain ejaculate from having illicit wanks on the tour bus. The use of a bus sock avoids having to dispose of tissues (wank rags) or collecting wanker's crisps in the bunk of the tour bus, as the Bus Sock can simply be reused until the bus arrives at its destination and then thrown into the laundry.

My bus sock is very crispy and needs washing out.

Rory thought he was being smart by using a bus sock instead of tissues, but the whole bus knew he was knocking one out anyway.

by CarpMagic December 18, 2019