Alabama baby shower

The act of ejaculating on a closely related family member

My cousin was giving me the coke fuck me look last night, so I took her home and gave her the ol Alabama baby shower

by Dankone January 20, 2024

Shower Chicken

Term used by people in the chronic illness community for when you get dizzy in the shower, but you still have soap on you and conditioner in your hair. So you play chicken to see how much you can get done before you pass out.

Played shower chicken this morning, and lost. Didn't leave enough time to get back to the bedroom and ended up passed out on the bathroom floor.

by Raccoon9274 September 18, 2023

Take a shower/smelly

Racist way of saying someone is fat and should not be accepted into society

“Take a shower/smelly person.”
“BRO WHAT THE FUCK???”

by HalloFalloMallo April 18, 2022

weed shower

WHEN YOU STEAL UR DADS WEED AND SMOKE MARIJUANA FOR THE FIRST TIME SO YOU HAVE TO TAKE A SINK SHOWER BEFORE HE COMES DOWNSTAIRS AND BEATS UR ASS

Ang knew she would be in deep shit if her dad found out she smoked his weed, so she took a weed shower to mask her smell.

by AngeliaPulliam April 08, 2017

shower hairs

Those annoying hairs that stick to the walls of the shower and accumulate in the drain

I spent 20 minutes cleaning out my shower hairs, and it was nasty.

by boi_in_a_band December 13, 2018

Unholy shower

The act of paying a homeless drug addict (or similarly repulsive person or people) to urinate upon someone.
Generally used as an insult.

"I paid $1 for your unholy shower, hopefully you'll smell better afterwards."

"You smell like you just took an unholy shower."

"I'd rather take an unholy shower...."

by VonTekuRyu July 02, 2017

Legos in the shower

Jizz that's dried out and hardened on a shower floor.

Shira swore she'd never shower second again after almost stepping on the Legos in the shower.

by Puntmuffer October 25, 2017