shit on your lip 

when a bitch/dude has herpes or a cold sore on their lip and it is very evident.

From How High, (2001) "Silas: That shit on your lip got some shit on its lip"

shit on your lip by Rob smokes blunts December 28, 2010

Shit-ton 

A unit of measurement used by the US Army, meaning more than the average amount that is bigger than a metric-ton, but smaller than two metric-tons.

PVT Bla Bla has a shit-ton of sand bags to fill after mouthing off.

Shit-ton by Commo God March 8, 2011

Shit on my dick 

To express disgust or frustration to someone/something.

Stacy: Someone poked a hole in the condom!

Chris: Well shit on my dick!

Shit on my dick by Quadzy December 14, 2014

Shit Bag Titty Fucker

When someone does something so terrible wrong that some might think they have autism.

Oh my he blew the game, what a shit bag titty fucker

Shit Bag Titty Fucker by Lord Fucktard III November 10, 2018

shit faced 

so fucking drunk that your toes look like shrooms and your head feels like its spinning in a million different directoins(often causes dizzyness, iregular behavior, and regular urges to remove clothing)

I was so shit faced last night that I went streaking

shit faced by lalalakissmyass September 14, 2005

shit on my dick and call me charlie 

an exlamitory phrase used to convey disbelief.

mom: were going to disney world!!1!!
kid: well shit on my dick and call me charlie

shit on my dick and call me charlie by shit out my ass February 14, 2008

Shit Disturber

Somebody who just cannot mind their own damn business and stirs up trouble. Anytime there's a tenuous peace existing and it looks like a conflict is about to blow over or has come and gone expect some shit disturber to go and restoke the fires.

There are an awful lot of shit disturbers in politics.

Shit Disturber by DennisIsEvil May 30, 2008