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60 second rule

The amount of time before which certain individuals who have asked a dumb or inconsequential question will have either found the answer on his own, or have realized it wasn't worth asking.

Certain people are more susceptible to this rule than others. It's rare that they'll still be curious after 60 seconds have passed. Most of the time, ignoring their question does the trick.
P: If Batman's parents died, then how was he born?
K: ...
(60 seconds pass)
P: Ohhhhhh. Just Googled it.
K: 60 second rule. Works every time.
P: You're a dick.
by Triggers365 March 15, 2017
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30-Second Brownie

An unexpected shit in your pant.
Oh shit, man. I just made a 30-second brownie.
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southern second

longer than a normal second, but shorter than southern minute.
I can whip up breakfast for us in just a southern second.
by Aqua Inferno September 26, 2017
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60 second rule

The amount of time it takes a guy after seeing his girls nudes, to become all the way 100% down for her
Joes experiencing the 60 second rule right now if you know what I mean.
by B0bb0 October 23, 2017
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the second

The second is a title given to those meant to carry on a legacy
Guy 1: Hey aren't they inheriting a multi-million dollar business?
Guy 2: Yea man, they're the second.
Guy 1: Damn, they've got it made.
by CautionDangersHere February 3, 2018
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Google second

The time Google takes to find 3 million items or articles to make your point.
Vaccines cause autism and cancer, like five people said it.

Did take a Google second to prove that?
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30 second microwave job

A blowjob so good it’s completed in 30 seconds.... or it can make ice cream melt. In a microwave for 30seconds
That boy just got a 30 second microwave job
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