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math rocks

chickity clack rocks for tabletop games like dnd, pathfinder, call of cathulu, Warhammer, ext that go clickity clack when you roll to attack and make you sad when they dont agree with your plan.
player: i shoot the troll

gm: ok clickity clack roll the math rock to attack

player: .....nat 1.....

gm: your arrow flies and hits grabnack in the back of the head nocking him to 0 hit points

player: GOD FUCKING DANM IT

other player: dont blame the math rocks for your failure

player: FUCK YOU
by asxdghjkl June 3, 2021
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Magic Rock

A colorful small rectangular magical rock discovered on 1868 in the United Kingdom by a group of explorers after adventuring on plains. It is said to have fallen from sky. During the discovery, one member of the group stored it to get showed on a British opera house to showcase the audience how the rock works. The rock itself works on all kinds of magic.

A Modern form of the magic rock was used on Warner Bros.' 2009 film Shorts, where kids discovered it. In the film, it was used as wishing rock that caused chaos on a small Texan neighborhood.
"OMG! I HAVE FOUND A MAGIC ROCK AT STREET!!!" - Person who he/she founds the type of rock
by Ryan900USAYT July 28, 2022
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Get rocked

“Keep messing with me and your gonna get rocked
by Potato Frys June 22, 2022
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Check Rock

Putting someone/something in their place; beating someone/something up
Will Smith didn't like what Chris was saying, so he made him check rock.
by SlugDealer August 16, 2022
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moon rocks

an alternative for balls, as popularized by Stephen T. Colbert of the Colbert Report
"Turns out NASA didn't have the moon rocks to put my name on that space node"
by xxZeus-Almighty December 10, 2009
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liancourt rocks

The Liancourt Rocks are a group of islands off of the coast of Japan and Korea that are currently administered by Korea. The ownership is disputed however, and both countries go through ridiculous efforts to claim that the islands are theirs. It has a huge deposit of natural gas in the waters surrounding it, but it is mostly deposited for nationalistic reasons and pride.

The Japanese have tried to settle the dispute by taking the case to the International Court of Justice (ICJ) 3 times, but the Koreans have refused it all 3 times, claiming that they have no reason to do so. North Koreans, although technically still at war with South Korea, support the South's claim.
The Liancourt Rocks are called Takeshima and Dokdo, respectively, by Japan and Korea.

Japan: Please get off our land.
Korea: STFU it's mine! Come with a military if you want it!
Japan: Fuck.

Rest of the world: What the flying fuck are the Lioncoot Roks?
by Banzit November 13, 2013
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d rock

d rock was killing da flow
by Guillie December 28, 2005
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