Road Candy

Cool things you find on the side of the road. Dollar bills, clothing, tools, etc

Ivy: Guess what kind of road candy I found today while walking my dog!
Dante: What?
Ivy: I found a wallet and a glove!

by Inkstainedivy May 14, 2018

Road Munching

Eating a girl out while she’s driving.

While driving home, Dave decided to give Annabelle a good road munching.

by Tomtom 6767 July 24, 2018

Road Rage Sunday

When someone cuts you off and it’s 112°F outside.

That driver really pissed me off, now I’m going to give him a little Road Rage Sunday.

by Chittypickle24 August 5, 2018

Reads-drop

verb
To secretly read something that someone else is reading, often taking place on the subway. Gerund or present participle: readsdropping

I leaned over her shoulder, just enough to reads-drop this week's weather forecast

by Billy Goldtsein August 11, 2018

Road Snake

Pieces of Tire left alongside the edge of the road/interstate

Look at all these road snake all over the road.!

by 81B August 19, 2018

Road Gash

The female equivalent of road head. A play on the word road rash, but often involving less blood, unless that's what you're into.

I gave (insert female name here) the best road gash on the way home from the movies last night. She was swirving so much she got pulled over

by Shamadizzle September 4, 2018

RoadDawg

An individual who actively seeks out internet arguments/fights for zero reason other than causing a disturbance YET somehow doesn’t get banned

This jack wagon started an argument with me after i said the sky was blue. Next thing i know i was roadDawged and banned for a week

by MDS HERO September 23, 2018