kick a dick day

Feb 1st, the day to kick dicks

“ow! why’d you just kick my dick?” “haven’t you heard? it’s kick a dick day!”

by aaayayay January 31, 2023

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Kicked a Bird

To take a shit in public with your pants on then proceed to kick it out of one of your pants legs.

If confronted by this tell them you were kicking a bird.

Rogelio: Did you just shit your self?!?

Ethin: No, i just kicked a bird.

by Kid_HashBrown September 27, 2018

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Hacky Boot Kick

Keeps something fragile from breaking by setting the soft part of your foot underneath of whatever you drop form breaking.

I dropped my phone so I Hacky Boot Kicked it from landing flat on the ground.

by Hacky Boot Kick April 20, 2021

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Funny Kicks

A game whose object is to kick a soccer ball into a garage filled with assorted junk in an attempt to knock things over and break stuff. The results of which have become disasterous.. note the enlarged hole in the back of said garage

"Yo, your parents aren't here, time for some funny kicks!"
"No, my parents will get mad at me"
"WUSSY!!"

by Steve's a Wuss February 28, 2003

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