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Tikness Monster

A scary and delusional monster with
red hair who comes to tickle and whisper silly thoughts in your ear
OMG NO ITS THE TIKNESS MONSTER!!!”
by dicksleeve February 5, 2023
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Virgin Monster

A creepy stalker who wants to rape women just to lose his virginity. Another word for this meaning is "pervert." No wonder why women won't date these men. Keep it up, ladies! Ditch those bad boys!
Girl: Ew, I just saw a virgin monster. Best to avoid dating him.

Girl 2: Wow, no wonder why he never really had a girlfriend in his life. He could end up being like a 40-year old virgin.
by TechUser93 June 5, 2021
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spaghetti monster

You have a spaghetti monster when your penis is too thin and too long that it can't get hard, wiggles like it's looking for it's meatballs. "
random person: "Wow its big!"
Drake: *wiggles wiggles*
random person: that's a whole new definition to spaghetti monster
by mew.ko February 23, 2024
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sog monster

Shit that damn sog monster got me in my sleep last night.
by Lilbabean June 23, 2023
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Monster

A social construct. A monster can be based on looks or behavior. Something that is considered physically monstrous may not have monster-like morals. Someone who participates in monstrous behavior but is considered physically appealing, may not be considered a monster. It is often that what is a monster is based on looks rather than actions and those who have monstrous morals are the ones who call those who are physically different, monsters.
What makes someone a monster? I think it depends on ones values.
by anonymous May 7, 2022
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Alabama Snow Monster

When a man inserts an icicle into another mans ass and he shits it out as it comes in a coat of shit.
Gary: my cousin gave me the Alabama Snow Monster this morning!!!
by dirtybison November 17, 2021
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cust monster

A fat piece of shit who stays at home plays video games smells like shit etc. obese ugly af smelly
Yo u seen that cust monster wearin that same fuckin shirt again?

Who peter ?
by Custybeast November 26, 2014
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