funny monkey

something so funny it will make you die

OMG THAT WAS SO FUNNY MONKEY!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAH!

by OsuEnthusiast June 17, 2021

monkey beater

someone who wanks

man Im such a monkey beater

by mathias January 9, 2004

Grass Monkeys

Small monkeys that eat baby kittens. They hide in the grass and are invisible to the naked eye.

Mommy my kitten is being attacked by Grass Monkeys!!!

by Grandmaster January 12, 2004

Gay Monkey

-insult
1. A word used to describe a friend/relative who's behavior resembles that of a mentally arrested monkey.
2. A word used to describe a friend/relative who engages in a poorly coordinated dance.
3. A monkey with homosexual tendencies.
4. Synonymous with retarded monkey, dickcheese, and bunghole.

1. "Gawd, you're such a gay monkey."
2. "Dude, you totally look like a gay monkey."
3. "Gay monkeys are the worst."

by Uber Jackball September 28, 2006

Barrel of monkeys

To have a lot of fun.
To enjoy oneself, in a crowd or alone.

"Dude, that sounds like a barrel of monkeys!"
"I'm havin' a barrel of monkeys!"

by Bobobo May 22, 2005

flying monkeys

A frightening race of creature derived from the sick mind of the writer of Wizard of Oz, who clearly ran out of ideas at the end of the book/play/movie. Crack/Weed/Mushrooms (circle one) had to have been smoked during the brainstorm of these forsaken creatures. One of the scariest things ever, right up there with Umpa-Lumpas. The source of nightmares.

I hate the Wizard of Oz for many reasons. The Flying Monkeys is at the top of the list.

by gammadelta1 October 16, 2007

crack monkey

1.a monkey who is addicted to crack
or
2.to express ones hate for another person

1. hey kids, this monkey is addicted to crack
2. man your a crack monkey

by jamie April 14, 2006