The action of tying your female partner up with christmas lights in bed. Then continuing to have sex by inserting a glow stick into her vagina repeatedly. Instead of using lubricant, glow in the dark paint is used. When the female climaxes she leaves a glow in the dark night light all over the sheets.
by Madstech2300 March 13, 2018
by getrealman December 03, 2021
A theoretical unit of measurement used by NASA and related illuminati "scientists" to sell you a completely false cosmological paradigm.
Nasa Scientist 1: I can't wait to rip off tax payers with the heliocentric bullshit.
Nasa Scientist 2: Yea it'll take these dim wits several light years to get the joke.
Nasa Scientist 1: yea lol, wankers
Nasa Scientist 2: Yea it'll take these dim wits several light years to get the joke.
Nasa Scientist 1: yea lol, wankers
by Basedaf111 August 08, 2022
by dickchungus June 07, 2021
by Kevinw05 September 04, 2022
This type of Tyrell is a legend this nigga get all the hoes all the bitchs with out even trying. The reason is 2 things he has the biggest penis out of anybody you know ranging from 1-3 feat long. Usually short but the height goes some where else .
by A blck b0y June 08, 2022
A phenomena that occurs 2 times a day: morning and afternoon. When crawling to the coffee machine in a desperate need of caffeine, popping in the Keurig coffee pod, watching with anticipation the machine warming up, and to your horror the bright blue light pops on, thus signaling the realization the asshole who last used it didn’t refill the water container.
Joanie shuffled into the kitchen at 6am to get her much needed cup of coffee, and waited the requisite 45 seconds while the Keurig machine warmed up. Then the dreaded blue light appeared. In middle class society, Joanie was afflicted with what has become known as the Keurig blue light special.
by Grant Rampus September 07, 2019