Sexual gratification is the feeling of satisfying one's sexual desires for something. e.g. fulfilling, indulging, or quenching.
Guy A: "Man me and my girlfriend were in the sack last night."
Guy B: "Nice. Dude, have you ever tried 69ing before?"
A: "Nah. I've never even gone down on my girlfriend before, actually."
B: "Dude, wth is wrong with you???"
A: "What? I don't get it, she already does it to me when we have sex, why should I go down on her?"
B: "Because women crave sexual gratification too, not just us dudes, bro."
A: "For reals?"
Guy B: "Nice. Dude, have you ever tried 69ing before?"
A: "Nah. I've never even gone down on my girlfriend before, actually."
B: "Dude, wth is wrong with you???"
A: "What? I don't get it, she already does it to me when we have sex, why should I go down on her?"
B: "Because women crave sexual gratification too, not just us dudes, bro."
A: "For reals?"
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Grateful Dead originated as a theme of stories surrounding a man traveling upon a path and meeting upon death or a life threatening debt. Another man comes along and pays the strangers debt, buries the dead man, pays for his burial, or pays his debts enabling his proper burial. In any case, the restless soul is laid to rest and the protagonist continues about his way only to find himself in peril. At this time, his life is spared by the spirit or effects of the dead man or the heroic actions of the freed man from earlier in the story.
You go to a Grateful Dead Show, but you have no ticket because you blew all your cash smoking out your recently divorced Deadhead buddy. You stand around all day getting stoned for free with your index finger in the air and some gorgeous little hippy chick comes up to you and kisses you on the lips and gives you a free ticket to the show....You, your divorcee buddy, and the cute chick with extra tickets all dance like the Wizard of Oz, hand in hand, up the ramp into the concert. 20 years later you and your Deadhead buddy are talking about the time you and he and his wife met at the Dead Show....
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the theory that people act like jerks because they want attention and can't be caught.
originated from Penny-Arcade
the theory that people act like jerks because they want attention and can't be caught.
originated from Penny-Arcade
by v1cious October 6, 2004
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smith: "did you get that Nickelback Greatest Hits Album yet?"
Johnson: "you mean the one with 0 songs on it, thats that shit, that Nickelback pays you to buy because it's that shit?"
smith: "yes that one"
Johnson: "yea i got it yesterday"
Johnson: "you mean the one with 0 songs on it, thats that shit, that Nickelback pays you to buy because it's that shit?"
smith: "yes that one"
Johnson: "yea i got it yesterday"
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Hippies who encouraged drug use that, although they did not encourage hippie movement, obviously moved it down the right path.
Their name originates with a mid-southern European belief in the grateful dead-- Men whose spirits were ill-at-ease until someone buried them properly. The spirits often rewarded their helper with wishes, money, and worldly goods.
Rock on, Jerry!
Hippies who encouraged drug use that, although they did not encourage hippie movement, obviously moved it down the right path.
Their name originates with a mid-southern European belief in the grateful dead-- Men whose spirits were ill-at-ease until someone buried them properly. The spirits often rewarded their helper with wishes, money, and worldly goods.
Rock on, Jerry!
by Merit May 16, 2004
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