Goat dick

Goat dick means if you do something really trap or something out of the ordinary or you can just be goat dick like cool

Jeff didn’t want to go to the movies with us he’s not goat dick

by TrapperJJ August 20, 2024

goat aura

Being so cool to the point that your aura is as powerful as a goat.

"Damn she's got goat aura fr."

by 1l0vekfc December 18, 2024

fainting goat

Whenever goats get jump-scared sometimes they just ragdoll like a fucking drunk guy who over-reacts to getting a fork thrown at them.

Rude guy: *scares little goat*
Goat: *faints*

Rude guy: *laughs like the absolute bitch-ass man he is*
Rude guy again: 'you dumb fainting goat'

Poor innocent goat: *get's up and runs off*

by beemovieisaW November 22, 2022

Goat water

When you're just so good at the damn game nobody can stop you you're basically immortal and to good at the game that everybody wants to be you

Bro that kid is so goat water dont talk shit

by Sagee4 January 25, 2021

GOAT

Guys

On
A
Tandem

Wow!!.. That GOAT just passed Lewis Hamilton's Car

by 1hs4nn August 11, 2017

goat

greatest of all time. aka messi.

"messi is the goat"

by souvlakic December 24, 2022

Throat Goat

Usually goes by the name of Rebecca. Is capable of doing amazing things with a Phallice. Has an endless esophagus and is able to fit things most humans can not.

I was under the influence of mushrooms last night and I visited the throat goat at 3am!

by Milf3500 December 3, 2023