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amazonian penis fish

the kandiru fish of the amazon. called the 'Amazonian Penis Fish' because of it's rather unsettling habit of occasionally swimming up the urethra of an individual taking a piss in the amazon. it then proceeds to secrete it's spines into the urethra, and embeds itself in the urethra, mistakenly thinking its latched into the gill structure of another fish- its usually prefered prey.
jake got his penis plugged by an amazonian penis fish!

jake: doctor, what are you doing with that knife!?!?!
doctor: im sorry, son, but we're gonna have to cut of your cock.
jake: NOOOOO!!!!1!!1!1
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ball fish 

Semen, sperm, wad, jizz, junk, load, cum, spooge, spunk, you know that protein packed gob of goo.
Dude I shot my ball fish all up in her grill!
ball fish by RandP13 June 16, 2006

Paedo-Fish

paedophile fish , a human with a fish mouth that sexually harasses 7 th graders.
guy #1 : Dude did you see that Paedo-Fish

guy#2 : dip shit that was just jenna and anna
Paedo-Fish by G-Nay :D May 1, 2010

Angry Fish 

When a guy is eating a girl and she has a full body orgasm, her legs slam shut on his face. Pushing his face to look like a fish.
Guy1: "Dude she gave me an angry fish."
Guy2: "Awesome"
Angry Fish by JuSak February 6, 2012

Big Game Fish 

A sexual "move" in which you get your friend to wait in your closet with a camera. Then you give it to your girlfriend from behind, wait til she is close to coming and then Big Mac (4 in the pink, 1 in the stink.. just think of how you hold a Big Mac) and with your other hand grab her neck and lift her. And as she is flopping around in your hands, your friend pops out and takes a picture.
"Yeah, last night me and charles big game fish'd joanne."
Big Game Fish by Jasondwd November 16, 2006

Dirty Fish Hook 

When you stick yer finger up a chick's poop chute, hop on her back, stick yer finger in her mouth, and give the 'ol fish hook.
Clay couldn't wait to give his wife the dirty fish hook and make her taste her own feces.
Dirty Fish Hook by Fudgy McPoo February 2, 2004