I’m drunk

Sorry but I am really drunk right now. The Jim Beam apple cider. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA making me drunk.

I’m drunk and I apologize but I got into the bourbon and I could not help myself

by WorseThanHitler March 17, 2021

Dizzy drunk

Someone who drinks and gets sleepy soon after.

Maigge was dizzy drunk last night that we had to grab an Uber to put her to bed .

by Rv_skiller November 06, 2022

a drunk teenager

already a piece of shit but add alcohol and you have the drunk teenager, it is a fascinating yet hostile creature.

a drunk teenager who had seemed to alcohol up an hour before fell down the stairs to a tragic death.

by fuckin' every goddamn name is January 26, 2018

Family Guy Drunk

When you are drinking and your hair instantly becomes messed up

Oh no walker is family guy drunk again
Amy J is family guy drunk

by Hoodbob June 14, 2023

McDonald’s Drunk

A person who deepthroats McDonald’s at 3am on the daily because of a sad romance failure or a “fall out”

Gosh have you seen that one bitch Karen today?

Oh my god yes she ordered 100 nuggets & a “Diet Coke” Bitch trying to sound healthy? Please what a McDonald’s drunk

by That bitch Bryleigh May 11, 2018

drunk tank

A swimming pool or stock tank full of drunks

I'm going out to the drunk tank to swim with Jim and them.

by ABDL2023 August 01, 2023

e-drunk

Being drunk with friends while socializing via video chat, especially when video chat is the only way to be together.

The shelter-in-place order has been extended another 4 weeks. Want to play games over Zoom and get e-drunk?

by neonScarecrow March 30, 2020