Douche Fagel

Any guy with the name of Richie, usually meaning he is a bitch ass and a flaming homosexual who can get his ass whopped anyday by a kid named Matt. But thats not a surprise because Matt is a tank diesel, not a douche fael like Riche.

Richie got his ass beat by a homo what a douche fagel.

by TankDiesel December 12, 2010

Dick-Douche

Will, the supreme shithead commander of UNH.

Dude, Will, you're such a Dick-Douche

by UNHDrummer March 1, 2009

douche-kabob

When your level of douchebaggery results in multiple servings to the people and world around you.

Ken is such a douche-kabob!

by ava27 November 12, 2013

douche bubble

n. a member of the female sex that blows bubbles from her vagina

Miss Kentucky's talent this evening is.. oh good Lord, she's a douche bubble!

by berg February 5, 2003

Douche Canoe

A douche who lives his whole life a canoe, drinking sea water and surviving on fish.

''Serhan your such a douche canoe''

by SerhanBilalJames April 18, 2013

douche bag

a person that just uses that name because they dunno what it means

hey jery your a douche bag hahaha

by Anonymous October 15, 2003

douche-bottle

A crack-whore who can provide no milk to her AIDs baby, not even tainted cracked-out milk.

Yo momma musta been a real douche-bottle shaniqua, I find out yo momma give me the hiv'a...

by Yuengling September 26, 2003