Donald

A frightened_child who would change his name if he weren't an olympian procrastinator. Now a frightened adult since someone bearing the name for wich he was bullied relentlessly at school after the entire cohort burst out laughing when it was read out has brought it back from obscurity to universal hatred and derision.

Hi. My name is Donald and I'm suicidal.

by don leslie January 30, 2020

Donald Trump'n it

When a person says or acts like they know what they are saying or doing by winging it.

Dave was really Donald Trump'n it on the grill today, smelled good, but tasted like shit.

by Newcultking August 8, 2025

Donald Trump

1. A massive pedophile.

2. The 47th President of the United States, who believes “a lot of people are saying ‘maybe we’d like a dictator’”.

dude: “Hey, did you hear about Donald Trump walking around on the roof of the White House?”

girl: “Yeah, weird. He should really release The List.”

guy: “What, like the Epstein List? The one with all of Jeffrey Epstein’s clients on it?”

guy: “Yeah, it was part of Donald Trump’s campaign promises. Weird how he’s trying to distract from it now that he’s President.”

by gwoovy August 25, 2025

Donald Trump

the GOAT of all time, deporter of mexitards, destroyer of foreigners

Donald Trump is the GOAT, he's kickin out all the mexicans

by thechuddybuddy April 12, 2025

Donald

A school treat that you don’t want to be around. Whenever a Donald is in sight run like your momma made dinner

Run, donald is coming down the hallway.

by Jamestown3456 July 1, 2022

Donald

Poor man’s idea of a rich man, cowards idea of a tough guy, and idiots idea of a smart man.

My boss is such a Donald.

by Guy_number_2 October 27, 2020

Donald Trump

One of the greatest presidents the United States of America has ever had the pleasure of being lead by.

Alpha Chad #1: Hey man, Donald Trump just made a promise to keep transgender dudes out of women’s sports when he gets back in office.

Alpha Chad #2: That’s why he’s one of the best.

by The spreader of truth #167,834 December 12, 2023