the goat i love him honestly hes the best person you will ever meet hes nice cool hes also a nigger but thats okay
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by anonymous October 31, 2022
Get the Donaldmug. The act of wearing a Navy shirt (or a polo with similar appearance), a Navy style hat, and a bow tie while wearing nothing on the lower half of your body. Sometimes the clothing for the upperhalf of your body is switched out depending on clothing availability and situation. Can lead to unexpected, or expected) sexual encounters as this can cause potential mates enter a sexually overdrive state.
My girlfriend came over last night while I was Donald Ducking. She instantly became wet and forced me to be her sex toy.
I walked into the kitchen and my girlfriend was Donald Ducking while washing the dishes. My became hardest its ever been and I couldn't resist taking her right there on the table.
I walked into the kitchen and my girlfriend was Donald Ducking while washing the dishes. My became hardest its ever been and I couldn't resist taking her right there on the table.
by Ksylvesterb December 31, 2024
Get the Donald Duckingmug. by gaybag17 July 6, 2025
Get the Donald Trumpmug. 1. A massive pedophile.
2. The 47th President of the United States, who believes “a lot of people are saying ‘maybe we’d like a dictator’”.
2. The 47th President of the United States, who believes “a lot of people are saying ‘maybe we’d like a dictator’”.
dude: “Hey, did you hear about Donald Trump walking around on the roof of the White House?”
girl: “Yeah, weird. He should really release The List.”
guy: “What, like the Epstein List? The one with all of Jeffrey Epstein’s clients on it?”
guy: “Yeah, it was part of Donald Trump’s campaign promises. Weird how he’s trying to distract from it now that he’s President.”
girl: “Yeah, weird. He should really release The List.”
guy: “What, like the Epstein List? The one with all of Jeffrey Epstein’s clients on it?”
guy: “Yeah, it was part of Donald Trump’s campaign promises. Weird how he’s trying to distract from it now that he’s President.”
by gwoovy August 25, 2025
Get the Donald Trumpmug. Whenever you cannot for the life of you understand why a human being can be as stupid as Donald Trump.
Guy 1: I'm Donald Stumped. Why is he helping the 17 coal miners in America? Hasn't he ever heard of modern technology or environmentally friendly kinds of energy?
Guy 2: Well, Donald Trump did appoint to the head of the EPA someone who dismisses global warming as some sort of deep state commie plot.
Guy 1: Of course he did.
Guy 2: Well, Donald Trump did appoint to the head of the EPA someone who dismisses global warming as some sort of deep state commie plot.
Guy 1: Of course he did.
by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018
Get the Donald Stumpedmug. The best president ever
A person who wants what’s best for the USA
A amazing person who helps people
A man who has been falsely framed of crimes
The 45 and 47 president of the US
A person who wants what’s best for the USA
A amazing person who helps people
A man who has been falsely framed of crimes
The 45 and 47 president of the US
by Allmightpresident May 28, 2025
Get the Donald Trumpmug. Donald is a man who is in control of everything he does. It's almost impossible to catch him off guard. From simple board games to complex situations his intelligence makes him able to defeat any enemy. Aside from that he can be caring and soft when he opens up to you. He works hard and makes a mean blueberry pie. He is so good chess.
Person: I challenge you to chess!
Donald: Sure
Person: I wont lose I really smart
Donald: whatever you say
2 minutes later person loses
Donald: Good game
Donald: Sure
Person: I wont lose I really smart
Donald: whatever you say
2 minutes later person loses
Donald: Good game
by PFGVdcsxza March 31, 2022
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