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Sticky Toffee Bumming

John: "Hey Fred, how did the date go last night?"

Fred: "It went Great! It finished with a sticky toffee bumming!"
by ChocolateBlorange December 2, 2020
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Fiery bum gravy

It is the result of eating a red hot curry and the effect on your natural bodily functions. It is easily identified by the orangey colouration and the burning pain caused when you visit the toilet.
"hey man i just went to the toilet after jacks mum after she had that vindaloo, and there was fiery bum gravy splattered all over the walls. Man she really needs to clean up after herself that was vile."
by bigrodgerb May 14, 2010
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front bum destroyer

Someone who has "front bummed" and built a reputation from violent intercourse.

You can refer to yourself as a "front bum destroyer".
I'll destroy that.

I'll then call myself the 'Front Bum Destroyer'.
by apldk March 22, 2013
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Towby Bum Wank

This is when you sit on the tow ball of a car while masturbating.
The lovely gentleman at the Toyota dealership let me have a Towby bum wank before purchasing my car.
by Starks8 November 29, 2021
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Finger bum flank

The act of kissing ones partner standing face on and flanking a sneaky finger into the anus to cause surprise
Michael was under the impression dale just wanted a kiss. Little did he know Reza was setting him up, face on for a finger bum flank
by DoctorZig August 14, 2016
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reverse bum rape

to do a big poo that hurts your ass
oh my god i've just been reverse bum raped so bad - i gotta drink more water
by razzdude January 31, 2008
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[bum]-muda triangle

N.- Many have entered; few have made it out without being accosted in some fashion.

Whether its tripping over piles of cheap vodka bottles, dodging biggity bums blowing in the breeze by 9 am, or just having to say, "no i dont have any spare change" every 5 seconds...... this is a turbulent no-fly zone that should be avoided if possible.

You know what im talking about... the Bum-Muda triangle. Bounded by Port Authority to the north, MSG to the west, and Penn Station to the east, this is bum paradise. Proceed with caution and at your own risk. you've been warned.
If you are going to visit Manhattan, be sure to avoid the bum-muda triangle.

"Dude I saw a bum with his fly wide open drinking vodka outside a peep show at 8 a.m."

"Sounds like you were in the heart of the bum-muda triangle"
by the great randini October 18, 2008
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