(noun.) The awkward feeling, sitting on the toilet for a dump and realising that the seat is warm, because somebody has recently taken a dump there, finding it repulsive but strangely comfortable at the same time.
by Inspector Bumtrousers November 19, 2013
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Fred: "It went Great! It finished with a sticky toffee bumming!"
Fred: "It went Great! It finished with a sticky toffee bumming!"
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"hey man i just went to the toilet after jacks mum after she had that vindaloo, and there was fiery bum gravy splattered all over the walls. Man she really needs to clean up after herself that was vile."
by bigrodgerb May 14, 2010
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Whether its tripping over piles of cheap vodka bottles, dodging biggity bums blowing in the breeze by 9 am, or just having to say, "no i dont have any spare change" every 5 seconds...... this is a turbulent no-fly zone that should be avoided if possible.
You know what im talking about... the Bum-Muda triangle. Bounded by Port Authority to the north, MSG to the west, and Penn Station to the east, this is bum paradise. Proceed with caution and at your own risk. you've been warned.
Whether its tripping over piles of cheap vodka bottles, dodging biggity bums blowing in the breeze by 9 am, or just having to say, "no i dont have any spare change" every 5 seconds...... this is a turbulent no-fly zone that should be avoided if possible.
You know what im talking about... the Bum-Muda triangle. Bounded by Port Authority to the north, MSG to the west, and Penn Station to the east, this is bum paradise. Proceed with caution and at your own risk. you've been warned.
If you are going to visit Manhattan, be sure to avoid the bum-muda triangle.
"Dude I saw a bum with his fly wide open drinking vodka outside a peep show at 8 a.m."
"Sounds like you were in the heart of the bum-muda triangle"
"Dude I saw a bum with his fly wide open drinking vodka outside a peep show at 8 a.m."
"Sounds like you were in the heart of the bum-muda triangle"
by the great randini October 18, 2008
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