The true asshole

you just meet this girl somewhere and then you hang out with her for 3 weeks then some other guys shows up and ruins your fucking plan. Then you think to yourself "I will assassinate this bitch if he doesn't stop his flirting shit " Then you meet back with your friend after the third day they hang out and she just gets tired of you and doesn't want to do anything like you guys used to because your friend that you liked is dong it with dat ass hole and you ont know what to do so you just buy her things and buy her things and you realize the only reason she is doing things with you is because you buy her shit because you have the money to spend but you want to save it to buy a car. Then you stop because there's no point of trying anymore and you met a new girl. Then you see the asshole chilling with another girl and you say "Wtf" then you realise wtf do i care. That's what you call the true ass hole>

The true asshole
guy:hey
girl:hey

guy:so hows it going:
Next few weeks

asshole:hey

girl:hey
girl:your nice

ashole:flerts with her

boy:Wtf fuck you
a few weeks later

Boy: Im tired of buying her shit
newgirl:well you should not
boy: um ok you herd that

newgirlyeah

a few weeks later
Newgirl:I like you

boy:I like you too

you guys hug

The true ass hole:with a girl
boy:Wtf
boy-Doesn't care

by True catch October 15, 2018

Assholic

A term of manner spoken.

I have a assholic attitude towards politics.

by SoulCursedRapier October 18, 2018

Proximity asshole

When your ass knows it's near a toilet and it gets worse

You have one chance to close the door because of proximity asshole

by Coidesal November 1, 2018

Pablo Pic-Asshole

When you are about to have sex doggy style but you are so drunk from drinking wine you look down and see 6 ass cheeks and 3 assholes. You close 1 eye hold your thumb up in front of your face (the thumbs up sign) stick your tongue out to 1 side of your mouth (like a French Painter looking at a subject they are painting) and say “Oui, Oui, Oui” (yes in French). You don’t necessarily have to stick your thumb in her (preferably a female) ass to pull this off.

“Shane, I was so fucking drunk last night when I was about to fuck this girl I met doggy style, I was seeing 3 assholes. I had to pull a Pablo Pic-Asshole to figure out which of the 3 holes to stick it in. . . “

by @RealPipeLayer March 4, 2019

Asshole Face

when calling them a dick head isnt enough

Kelly you're an asshole face bitch

by SilverWolf42090 March 6, 2019

Asshole

Someone who’s a bitch whore and acts like they’re the shit even though they’re a sociopath

“wow I heard ____ is just fucking ____ and doesn’t even like her!”
“He’s a asshole”

by Bitchwhore2 March 18, 2019

Asshole

A code word for the name Asa

Hey did you see Asshole on the ferry today?

by Chibipanda December 13, 2018