Someone around 50, a vegan, no electricity in there house, never leaves there house, goes to a therapist, has anger issues (doesn't tell anybody). And is single.
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Did you hear about what crazy stunt Tom Cruise is doing? He jumped off a cliff while riding a motorcycle at full speed!
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paolo: who's tom, and why is he bungejumping?
monica: it's a term for describing a situation in which your pee turns green
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paolo: who's tom, and why is he bungejumping?
monica: it's a term for describing a situation in which your pee turns green
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If someone ever asks 'how's Tom,' tell them that he's himself, and the person asking will immediately understand.
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