YOUR FACE GODDAMN IT

the perfect phrase to yell at your friend after he slips and hits his head in a filthy, waterless pool. Usually preceded by hyena-like laughter.

Person #1: Haha, Rick just hit his head in that empty pool.
Person #2: YOUR FACE GODDAMN IT!!!

by california689 July 30, 2011

hows your father?

cheeky reference to the sexual act

'Fancy a bit of hows your father?'

by Pip March 13, 2005

salute your shorts

the kickass show on nickolodeon

they should be sued for taking it off the air.

by Banana April 16, 2005

rubber your ducky

>-no glove no love
>-don't be silly wrap you willy
>-don't be a fool wrap your tool
>-don't be a ding-dong cover you shling- shlong
>-dont be a wenis protect you penis
>-dont share your sperm over your worm
>-before you spank her cover your wanker
>-If theres gunna be affection cover your erection
>-if your gunna banger cover your wanger
>- There only a buck get one before you fuck

or pretty much to wear a condom.

dont forget to "rubber your ducky" tomorrow night.

by doyouwanna April 25, 2006

Kick Your Ass

1. To beat the hell out out of somebody, you don't have to literally kick them in the ass.
2. Famous threat used by Hank hill.

Example 1
Keep talking shit and Im gonna kick your ass!
Example 2
Hank: Dang it Dale I'm gonna kick your ass.

by Cool Guy November 11, 2018

what's your damage?

A sarcastic way of asking someone about the mood they're in. Was coined in the 1988 teen drama, Heathers.

From Heathers (1988):

Heather Chandler: What's your damage? Brad says you're being a real *kuse*.
Veronic Sawyer: Heather, I feel really sick, like I'm gonna throw up, so can we please jam now?

by Tommyt August 28, 2005

pull your trigger

Stick a finger down your throat and make yourself puke. Mostly done when drunk and feeling like shit.

I was so fucked up last night, I had to pull my trigger before I drove home.

by ajiggy October 23, 2003