wet below tiggins

of the absolute lowest or worst quality possible; inferior

Bro, that painting is wet below tiggins. Throw that mess out ASAP!!

by Percy Bruer September 17, 2023

Wet Dog Breath

One who's staank breath smells like a wet dog.

Arthur has wet dog breath.

by Vinny B33 August 6, 2010

Wet William Sr.

The act of taking one's tongue and inserting it into another's said ear.

Charles: Oh shit, my ear still feels wet.
Jose: Told you not to mess with me, homez.
Charles: Fuckin' wet willy sr.
Jose: It's the goddamn muthafucking Wet William Sr., bitch! Bliggity bl-ow!

by Sabreenza September 20, 2010

flying with wet wings

Doing something under difficult conditions or circumstances.

“I thought you’ve flown this route 100 times” Bill said.

“I have, but the instruments are down. I’m flying with wet wings.”

by DragonSlayer37 October 12, 2020

Texas Wet Step

Involves wearing a Texas catheter (condom style urinary catheter) and concealing it in your pants, sock and shoe. A hole is cut in the soul of the shoe permitting exit of the catheter tube. Ideal for work when you are unhappy with the general environment. One can soil the elevator carpeting on the way up and mingle around the office during the day causing the unpleasant aroma of urine. It can be utilized at will but don't cause suspicion by drinking water all day long.

I was written up and got a pay cut all in the same day so later that week after a trip to the medical supply store, I did the Texas Wet Step for some discrete revenge.

by Bugsy McDingle December 7, 2012

Old Wet Dog

A dirty dick. When the penis is not washed between sex with different, multiple partners.

I could smell his old wet dog before he railed me but I didn’t care.

Your penis tastes like a fishy snatch. You feeding me an old wet dog?

My wife divorced me after one wet dog too many.

by Dick Onchin October 14, 2020

Wet N' Wipe

When your girls nails are wet, and she requires your assistance to wipe her vagina after she pees.

Babe, I need a Wet N' Wipe 'cause my nails aren't dry yet!!

by Rolo0612 March 12, 2009