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Tom

Is to share lots of p*** with your friends
Don't worry I'll sort you out with some porn I wil Tom you.
by Jamzzzzzz December 8, 2019
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Tom is typically the best fry cook around. He is a sexy hunk who gets all the ladies. The girls are impressed with Tom’s fry skills.
Girl 1: Oh look, it’s Tom! I think I’m going to go ask for his phone number.
Girl 2: Good luck with that. Tom is a very sexy guy, and he probably won’t talk to you.
by Anonymous 669483848 December 8, 2019
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Tom Hall

Dominoes pizza box that gasses jews, an ancient tradition passed on from his ancestors
Oh shit it’s Tom Hall, take your kippers off!
by Chumbert December 12, 2019
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Tom

Tom is the most handsome boy in the world. He has a massive penis like massive (12 inches) and great six pack. He is also extremely funny and great to be around.
Tom has an amazing six pack
by My brodem December 16, 2019
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Tom

He is a really handsome guy plus he has a really big heart. He eats a lot but ya otherwise he is really active.
Girl one: oh my god is that Tom?

Girl two: it sure is

All girls together: so cute
by Handsome eater December 20, 2019
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Someone that hates being called Thomas (Because of Thomas the tank engine) and literally tells everyone that his name is Tom
Friend: Hi Thomas

Thomas: we do not speak of that name in others presence, you shall therefor present me as, Tom
by BeanLicker December 20, 2019
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A freckly ginger person who is a real lad he plays Fortnite. His friends are Sam Dylan, Leon, Adam and Robert. He always makes you happy and Tom is always there for you. He likes to help people and go swimming a lot. All around he's a great guy.
by Sup g stars December 21, 2019
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