Turtle

A sea creature that has a cousin called the tortoise. THE TURTLE HAS FLIPPERS NOT FEET
Also they poop out a lot of eggs and only 1 in like 30 of those eggs survive to adulthood

I love turtles

by yourmummiesfavpostion January 8, 2023

Turtle cheeching

Performing a blow job on a soft penis.

"Donald has ED so Becky spends all night turtle cheeching."

by Tallulah Grey August 10, 2024

turtle

smearing poop all over your back

moron: why r u coved in poop?
me: I turtled

by HandsomeDragon8 September 15, 2022

turtle smack

To very slowly smack someone, but to step into it so quick at the end, they get their shit wrecked.

“Ill turtle smack the shit outta you nigga”

by bigjawbreaker December 5, 2017

The Turtle Army

A group of people obsessed with turtles on a Minecraft server. They've gone through troubles and hardships but they've gotten through it. They've gotten hacked and destroyed, but they're still here

The Turtle Army is having a pizza zoom.

by Turtle guy 70 May 18, 2021

Turtle

I’m doing good, quints are alright

A:how r u, do u like quints?
B:turtle

by Bright&All October 22, 2020

turtle

An amphibian that's lazy as fuck and wears a bulletproof shell on his/her back.Lives its life on land but lays eggs in water.Cold-blooded, heavy bastard that's slower than a man half-dead from work.

Look at that turtle, it's so lazy!

by TheNameIsHedvig April 28, 2014