Wear a hat

Common parlance in England for wearing a condom

Man 1: Oy! That one's a knock out.

Man 2: Don't matter how pretty she is mate. Always wear a hat.

by Petri Baeldish November 05, 2021

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Shit foil hat

A hat that has frozen shit that you wear to protect yourself from crack smoking faggots

The shit foil hat will protect you from the zombie civilization that we got going on

by Uncle gubsy June 24, 2022

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Skyler *starts tweaking*
walter"THAT BITCH ON CAT IN THE HAT"
CAT AND THE HAT

by Dirt sandwitch May 07, 2024

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A Canadian Cowboy Hat is when you when you wear some who just gave birth's placenta as a hat.

I did a Canadian Cowboy Hat when my wife gave birth to out first-born.

by POROMONHATER1 December 12, 2024

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The act of pissing, shitting and then jerking off in the same toilet during a single bathroom visit.

I went for a piss, that turned into a poop, and then I jerked off because of the porn I watched while I was pooping. The natural hat trick!

by 220swifty August 07, 2022

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what is issys wif
IDK
ISSYS WIF IS SUPER HAT DUMBASS

by hat hat issy hat xx January 28, 2021

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a party hat consisting of onions layered on top of each other

Hey, did you buy the party hats for my birthday? No, we can just use an onion party hat instead.

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