Twat

Chicken little lookin dork who is a complete idiot, and a big pain in the butt, but also kinda lovable at the same time. Also, they really do look like the annoying kid from polar express tho.

Derick is such a twat.

by Therealbeanboy October 9, 2019

Hot Twat Buffett

When the significant other, while munching on her whisker biscuit, empties out the entire warm stomach contents from that nights buffet, into her vagina.

Date night went rather well UNTIL Ronnie gave me a Hot Twat Buffett. I haven't seen him since.

by Benny from Beverly Hills February 3, 2024

TWATs

T: Thots
W: with
A: AIDS
T: style points

TWATs: OMG! Tiktok is so gud
Me: OH Shit, better run, it’s a TWAT

by BigBoyBurren March 28, 2021

Twat Waffle

To be rude or unkind to your extremely nice older sister or relative.

My little sister ( Kobi) is being such a twat waffle right now.

by teeeeeeheeeeeteeeee August 21, 2019

Twat

When fuckboisin evac camp like a bitch in the back of the spawn ALL game (lolcats07)

Lolcats07 is such a twat and I just dangled dangled my ballsack in his nostrils last game

by Skies_US August 1, 2018

Twat salad

A jumbled confusing turn of events or situation.

Wow that party turned out to be a real twat salad, last time i go to that place.

by Mtg187 April 1, 2017

Affectionate Twat

An affectionate twat is sombody who you love or like but is still acting like a twat.

Girlfriend: Hey, I wont be able to hang out with you tonight.

Boyfriend: Ah, but we had plans, I don't want to cancel them

Girlfriend: You're such an affectionate twat.

by OracleOfOsiris October 10, 2011