Nuns Twat

Something that is very tight in the figurative sense, ie a bunch of musicians that are so good that their performance is bang on the money.

I went to see a great band tonight, they were as tight as a Nuns twat.

by Phillip Shilton April 28, 2011

Twat menagerie

A large group of idiots and arseholes

I went to the festival but it was a complete twat menagerie so it sucked

by W. A. R. October 10, 2015

dim twat

When you call someone a dim twat you are saying they are very dumb.

Luca said, "Wow. She is such a dim twat." "I know right she is so dumb," said Lola.

by Uuuuuuggggghhhhhhh August 23, 2017

Twat

A word that can only be utilised to maximum effect through the oral skills of hamis.

Hamis: You fucking twat.
Olivia: You fricking twat.

See. Hamis delivered it better

by Hamid27494 March 31, 2020

Twat waffle

Zach is such a twat waffle

Zach is such a twat waffle

by Bongbuster August 17, 2022

Twat wazzle

A term for a hairy vagina

You're a twat wazzle

by Anonymous HBK? November 19, 2018

twat spangle

When you get hit in the vagina after instigating a lesbian couple to fight.

"Oh no! That's my vagina. I got twat spangled! No one likes a twat spangle".

by Kimber7893 October 3, 2021