Turd Saw

A tool used for chopping up a stubborn, oversized dung that refuses to flush. Coined by Mr D Theakstone circa 2023.
“Fuck me, that log is going nowhere. Gonna need to borrow next door’s turd saw
by Flick-A-Turd May 07, 2023
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Turd Bang

Lana Rhoades only known to preformed this sex act. Takes an HIV/AIDS+ turd directly inside her holes(all 3). As a sidenote it's fucking disgusting.
Yo! Bro turn that 💩 off! Lana's Turd Bang is foul as FAULK dude!
by Monkey Face Killah October 04, 2023
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Twitter Turd

A person who uses "@"'s outside of Twitter to refer to any person on social media, who can't come up with a reasonable and clever insult besides "🤡 bozo", and someone who dunks on GT's for no reason besides how their mommy helped them assemble their new funtime center desktop.
Person 1: urmad+didntask+noonecares+urdaddied+ratio
Person 2: What a Twitter Turd.
by TheArchivist March 04, 2022
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Turd Clapper

Being a Shit-bag to the extent that you are like a turd that makes your ass cheeks clap as it exits the butt-hole.

Someone who claps turds.
by Alpha Fire Wolf September 18, 2023
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turd swiggler

Someone who puts crap in their mouth and squishes it around before either swallowing or spiting it out. Usually done in the act as part of a fecal fettish
Sally and I really had a good time last night Afte she blew me, she gave me a rim job and squirled it around.. Shes a hell of a turd swiggler
by masarasa6000 May 29, 2011
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Heard A Turd

Dude, I’m so sorry. I couldn’t get in the restroom and I had to heard a turd.

Man, my girlfriends new cat thinks it owns the place. It’s probably hearding a turd as we speak
by Wade Safechuck & W.N.B. May 02, 2022
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turd flood

When the toilet overflows from one massive solid turd surrounded by brown shit water.
I destroyed that bathroom, and caused a turd flood everywhere!
by UnNaturalDisaster April 29, 2016
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